The Eye Of The Beholder

News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
Britain: wat.
News in America: Man throws intestines at police
Britain: wat
News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
Britain: Shit Canada.
America: You fucked up.

If you’re a praying person, please put my grandpa in there. He’s invincible but I think he needs some help this time

HYFR

Ms. April Amao needs to get sprinklers or irrigation of some kind so she can call meh back

I can’t believe I feel like this, but you make me happy. That’s what matters right?